The Ol' Hank Machine is Back in Action!

[the_hankanator]

Well, things have been pretty steady here on the ol' home front.

And by steady I mean totally boring. What gives? We haven't been out on an adventure in months.
Pretty much because we don't have a BODYGUARD anymore.
Not naming any names.
Brock.
So I have to be the man of the house now. Which is a really lame job. I mean, come on, there isn't much

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[detective_dean]

Ya know what? For the record, people DO read my paper! AND! I haven't been working on it the past few days, because there's nothing to even write about! AND and, I didn't try to learn to play guitar to be like YOU, that's for sure! I was trying to become popular and get more friends, but now I really don't care so there!

By the way, my bladder is just fine, thank you very much!And I am NOT making out with my hand! Ya know, I never ask what YOU'RE doing in the bathroom when you're in there, because bathrooms are private places for private things, and you should keep that in mind for ME too!

[the_hankanator]

Way to quit while you're ahead Deano! You never would've been as awesome as me an' Dermott anyway. And WOAH, chill OUT! I'm just sayin' you take FOREVER in there, and you make a lot of noise like you're constipated or something...

[detective_dean]

Ok, look...I dunno WHY you can't realize this but...

1.That big giant of a friend of yours is just a giant JERK!
2. You are starting to act just like him! What's wrong with you?!
3.If THAT is how you're going to act, I definately don't wanna be "as awesome" as you guys!
4.I am having no bladder or intestinal issues at the moment, ok?! When you go to the bathroom, I don't time you or listen to what you're doing in there. Frankly I don't care!

Stop tellin' me to chill out when YOU'RE the one saying stupid stuff to make me mad!!

....Jerkface.

[the_hankanator]

1) Stop bein' such a pussy willow.
2) Dermott is NOT a jerk, you're just jealous 'cuz I've got a friend and our band is totally awesome.
3) Stop bein' such a pussy willow.
AND 4) uh... stop bein' such a jealous pussy willow! >:(

So there!

[vamp_freak_jan]

Man, there's all kinds of time for partyin' when you're in a band; it's like...the whole fuckin' point. An' those parties he's goin' ta don't have fuckin' gayass pinatas; they got a whole lot better shit than that! I oughta take ya ta one sometime. I need ta get ta know ya better anyway if ya hang with Kim.

[industrial_pink]

[[lock to Jan]]

Play nice. You know what I mean.

...Not too nice.

[[/lock]]

[vamp_freak_jan]

[[Lock to Kim]]

Ya know I'll play nice, babe. I just wanna...establish a few things is all.

[[/Lock]]

[industrial_pink]

[[lock]]

Down, boy.

[[/lock]]

[industrial_pink]

Right...

[combat_magnum]

Where'd you're body guard run off to?

[the_hankanator]

Psh. Who knows? Probably off to do super secret special awesome spy stuff. WITHOUT me.

[combat_magnum]

That kind of stuff isn't good for most people, but there are very few people who can only use their skill for one thing.

[archerhatesyou]

Now I see what Dean was talking about.

[cynic_supreme]

[lock]

Took the words right out of my mouth...or whatever saying is equivalent to that for the internet.

[/lock]

[the_hankanator]

Huh? What was Deano talking about??