The Ol' Hank Machine is Back in Action!

[the_hankanator]

Well, things have been pretty steady here on the ol' home front.

And by steady I mean totally boring. What gives? We haven't been out on an adventure in months.
Pretty much because we don't have a BODYGUARD anymore.
Not naming any names.
Brock.
So I have to be the man of the house now. Which is a really lame job. I mean, come on, there isn't much

Comments

[cynic_supreme]

So you're Dean's brother...you're trying to become a musician too?

[the_hankanator]

Yep! I'm a rockstar. Me and my friend Dermott have a pretty sweet band going on right now. The ladies dig us.

[cynic_supreme]

You don't say....

[g_quagmire]

Big bro, huh? Why aren't you setting your kid brother straight? You gotta teach'em the facts of life since the old man's dropping the ball.

[the_hankanator]

I thought dropping balls was a good thing...?
Well, Brock used to teach us all the important stuff like how to kill a guy, but some kids, like Deano, just can't be helped!

[detective_dean]

Heeeeeeey!!! What's THAT supposed to mean?!

[the_hankanator]

It means you're a total wuss. :/

[cloneofarc]

I could be wrong. But there's probably not pinatas.

[schroneko]

Hey! I remember you! Well...not you specifically. I remember being in your room though. Not as messy as mine...close though.

[the_hankanator]

I swear, the Giant Boy Detective books laying around everywhere AREN'T mine!
But the sweet guitar and Batman outfit is.

[schroneko]

Riiiiight. If you say so.

[smokingmerc]

'ip chick magnet? That's pretty fuckin' funny!

[the_hankanator]

What's funny? I don't get it?