Right. Going to tell a little story here.

A little vampire with more power than sense thought to bite a witch and make her a vampire.

The witch warned him that he would regret it. A right generous witch she was, but the little vampire didn't listen.

Because he didn't listen, him and a bunch of others are suffering for it ( Read more... )

Filtered away from Hellsing, particularly the AlucardsRight. I ain't dead, no matter what anyone might have heard ( Read more... )

Because in a warehouse occupied by a mysterious woman who is not now, nor does she intend to be, human, a witch who may or may not be a vampire is opening her eyes.

[Granny's voice sounds much fainter and older than her usual assertive timbre and the words don't sound as though they're meant for anyone but herself.]

Right. One foot in front of the other. Ain't nothing.

[ooc: Granny won't be terribly talkative. She's making her slow and unsteady way from the forest toward Saya's warehouse. Eventually Neville ( Read more... )

Right. Got some good clippings yesterday. The bees were cranky after all this mucking about, but the goats was just lucky they didn't get eaten.

Good to see you ain't been killing each other as much lately. Less messy that way.

Can't believe you all spent all day whinging.

Right. Yes I can.

Yes, "Mistress Weatherwax" means I have never married. Ain't none of your business.

And try asking that other question about unicorns with a frog's mouth. I dare you.

First one to try to come through my door is getting a broom in the face.

Right. About time that was done with.

You frogs. Ain't my doing if you keep ribbiting now.

[ooc: That's for X and Belphegor, since she convinced them they were frogs. X certainly took it a bit more literally than she intended.]

War, is it?

You Inquisition lot, count your blessings that I know what's Right and what's not, else this War would have another army in.

Those as need medicine, tell me here. I'll come to you.

[ooc: Granny will go to the injured of either side to help them. Inquisition wounded can expect a dose of something to make them sleep for a couple of ( Read more... )