Derrick Whip Whip in the haase

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I enjoy long, shitty walks on the beach, getting squatted in the rain and serendipitous encounters with mexicans. I really like piña coladas mixed with diarrhea juice, and romantic, candle-lit gangster mixtapes. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Penis Man Johnson. I travel frequently, especially to your mothers house, when I am not busy with work. ( ( Read more... )

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with the whole crowd singing along...shit's epic.

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Fuck, I don't want to go to work. Guess I'll be laaaaaaaaate as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk. What's DJ going to say "Oh, you're late, even though you weren't suppose to work tonight"
Yeah, no didn't think so. Going to roll real smooth to Jekyll today.


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So I went to MICHAEL'S today after work to get some (f)art supplies. $40 and I couldn't get a fucking square piece of black paper. Whats that shit? I mean I MacGyever'ed this huge black piece into a few ragged 12-ish by 12-ish inch pieces. They are pretty fucked up though, if these pieces of paper were veterans of a war, they would be Vietnam ( Read more... )

I already don't like my English teacher. We have to do reader responses to the shit we read. The problem is she wants us to fucking write about how we feel and how the story makes us recount past events and important people in our life....okay. It might not be that much of a stretch if I wasn't reading,say, ANCIENT CHINESE FUCKING EPICS. How the ( Read more... )