Dear F-list. Today, I got attacked by a rampaging rhino.

[the_indigo_blue]

Comments

[miss_xdivine]

Y HALO THAR SEXY SKIRT ;D I can see your leggggssssss!

I love Knowsley Safari Park, it is made of WIN! Last time we went, monkeys ripped the window-wipers off the car and one stole a biscuit right out of my hand lmao. Forget DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.

You look like you had fun :D

[the_indigo_blue]

I AM EXPOSING A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF WHITE, WHITE LEG. SHUT YOUR EYES, DEAR KELLY, LEST I STEAL YOUR INNOCENCE WITH MY PASTY THIGHS.

I knooow! We were too scared of monkeys to feed them o__O but we did eat our happy hippos very obviously and loudly from inside our car to annoy them after they ate my friend's window-washer-blaster thingies. You are braver than we are XD

It was excellent ^__^

[the_indigo_blue]

Ahaha, weird friend escapades for the win. At least I assume you mean my friends and not the animals o__O lol.

[the_indigo_blue]

Eeeee hello again you! Aha, now I feel like a triumph of LJ posting! *glomps*
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[abberational_me]

MRRAAWWWRRRR.

Indy, your skirt is made of sex. As are you. You're so ridiculously pale, you could be mistaken for a marshmallow.

:D Safaris are kewl. And I am pretty much stealing your jacket the first chance I get.

[wormtailiscool]

MRRRAAAWWRRR back at you, Miss Izzie ^__^

As is your face. Marshmallow? You mean fat and white and squishy? =O *slomps around as she imagines a marshmallow would slomp. Slomp not really being a word*

Come under the Padfoot jacket of sex, little Izwaz, and we shall frolic with the wild animals until dawn!
...This is such a weird comment o__O
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[abberational_me]

*dances around*

Slomps is a very attractive word, my sweet. And by marshmallow I mean pale, squishy and tiny. :D Mini marshmallows, ftw. Haha.

GLADLYYYYY.♥

When have we ever been normal, woman?

[the_indigo_blue]

If there is an attractive way to slomp, I am doing it, naturally XD. Eeee, this mini marshmallow's going to slomp right up to yooou.

HEY HEY *wiggles eyebrows*
OOH, that reminds me:

[annabtg]

January indeed sucked.

I want to go Safari like you did!! Woaaaah I'm so jealous. We don't have places like that in Greece.

I have a skirt [almost?] like yours! Only I wouldn't dare wear it without pantyhose because my thighs are FAT.

You really are very white O_o Also, does anyone ever tell you you look a bit like Lindsay Lohan?

See ya,
Anna.

[the_indigo_blue]

Aww, I didn't think that other countries might not have them! That sucks. You should come to England and go to a safari park (or you could go to, say, Africa, and go on a real safari? Yeah, okay).

Yeah, I should probably have worn tights, haha. My friends are so used to me dressing immodestly now that sometimes no one warns me X__X

I knooow O__o. I think maybe there was sun-glare on my legs/the camera making them seem especially white though? I hope? Gahh.
No, no one's ever said that! But I love you for saying it, haha. Feel free to continue comparing me to film stars XD

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