The deal is sealed on my heterosexuality.

[the_j_spot]

Last night was one of the worst nights ever. So bad, in fact, that i spent the better part of my morning laughing about it over Caesars and brunch. Straight ladies, do NOT go to lesbian bars! You do not belong and it is not fun

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[timmccready]

Why are gay men so much fun while lesbians are the definition on antifun? Sounds like the funniest yet most uncomfortable night possible.

[the_j_spot]

Dude, it was hillarious! But seriously, you're totally right! Gay men like to get down and throw down, 20 sheets to the wind, but this entire room of lassies was like a boring youth group Saturday chatfest evening! This morning I was laughing about how only there would the bearded lady be less of an oddity then i. Even if I ever did decide to be gay, I couldn't be cause the entire lesbian community probably hates me now. I mean, my friends won't call me or the other straight girl back today. The laughter keeps me going.

[alex_in_the_sky]

Sister, I am with you. I have had many a un-fun night hanging out with political lesbians. Everything is considered offensive, especially the fact that you're straight. I've been self-consicous about the fact that I shave my armpits and wear lipstick in the company of some un-fun lesbians. Of course, not *all* lesbians are like this, but I sure have met my fair share of joy kills.

And P.S., when I went to see Le Tigre a few years ago, all I could do was stare in aw of the newest member's mustache. If I saw a dude with a pair natural jugs, I would stare at them too, cuz it's out of the ordinary. End of story.

[the_j_spot]

HAHA! You're totally right! "Dude, check out that guy's fucking jugs!" Who WOULDN'T point that out?

A goatee looks bad on any face.

[wild_wild_wes]

I hate that people who go for the totally outrageous look get all pissy when someone notices it. Like those punks that have 200 piercings in their face and neo-nazi tattoos who say "What the FUCK are you staring at?" when you take a look at them. Um, you'd make yourself look that way because you want to be noticed, right?

Re: A goatee looks bad on any face.

[the_j_spot]

EXACTLY! Those people suck ass.