My life to date:
Enlist in the navy, check.
try to straighten my life out, check.
set myself up for a repeat of the same romatic fuckups as always, double check.

..........

Fuck.

He stalked the streets, seething in anger. His cheap shoes made a loud slapping sound on the wet pavement, streetlight reflections on the filthy, wet streets. The rain had stopped a few moments ago, but he was fairly certain it’d come back again. He hated the world, and everyone in it, impotent rage turning his stomach into a churning mass. The ( Read more... )

So my friend asked me, a while back, to update this shit. I never really do, of course, and don't have a lot to talk about BUT I figured I'd start putting some of my shorts up here as something amusing to read. I don't have time to transcribe them up now, but here's the few I've been working on and you can leave a comment and let me know what you ( Read more... )

Okay, I did kind of jump the gun a bit. I have been speaking with a recruiter, and as of now one of my primary options is indeed armed forces, but it's not definate yet. I've made a comprimise with a friend, and if she gets enrolled in college I'll hang around. At least for a year. After a year I may go elsewhere, or just move somewhere or whatever ( Read more... )

To those of you who still check my journal, because god know's I never update, I wanted to let you know something. I've given it alot of thought, and I've decided to enlist in the armed forces. Air force really. Hopefully they'll let me jump out of plans or something. But I'm done for the civilian life. I'm a spectacular failure at everything I've ( Read more... )

I'm gonna have a little test here. I'm pretty sure I won't get much of a response, and so it'll probably be fairly pointless but let's give it a go nonetheless eh? I want to know who, or what, you hate. Really hate, the kind of thing that really makes your hackles rise kinda things. People, songs, artists, institutions etc... People especially. Let ( Read more... )

I watched mythbusters today, and recalling something i've been meaning to do, i set out to bust my own myth. Once upon a time my brilliant girlfriend said that googling "homosexual german beastmaster" will not get you anything to do with Sigfried and Roy. So I googled it. My very first result, using that EXACT phrase was a rant about Barbara ( Read more... )

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'20%
I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you 65%Shamelessness31%
Puts 'em on the glass 79.2% Sex Drive 42.1%
I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!77.5%Straightness5.4%
Knows the other body type like a map 44.3% Gayness 67.9%
Had that experience at camp 83.8%

Fucking Sick73.5%
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The internet is a brilliant medium for saying truths anonomysly, I think that HAS to be what it was invented for. Post anything that you want (in comments), and post it anonymously. Anything. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love -- anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to ( Read more... )

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