On an ENVELOPE?

[the_maenad]

I've just been completing an application for a postal vote for the elections on 4th June, since I won't be in the country that day

Comments

[androgynism]

EP elections are held on the 4th overthere?
We get to wait 2 extra days apparently, but we also have to vote to make the monarchy an "equal opportunity" workplace, where the first born becomes monarch instead of the first son as before.

[ex_serenejo]

I don't understand.

[the_maenad]

Neither do I.

If you want to be an equal opportunity organisation (and you should) the way to go about it is to actually do it. Not print empty slogans on the backs of envelopes.

Or have I just been possessed by the spirit of davywavy?

[bhata]

If you should create such an envelope, my pure-bred male aryan tongue is available for its licking ;)

[the_maenad]

I can think of better uses for your tongue!

Like singing 'Skullhead' for instance...

...why, what did you THINK I meant??

[huskyteer]

Can I have some, if you do?

A council officer writes

[grytpype_thynne]

Calm down. You know full well all local authorities put mescaline in the glue these days. Next year it will say something like "empowering you through the facilitation of stakeholder engagement".