Her: Why do the monks swing that incense on a rope around when they do their ceremonies?

Me: To cover up the smell of pot.

Reporter: President Bush, what are your views on the increased gang violence in this country, particularly among young black men?

Bush: Well, uh, my view is the same now as it was, uh, 40 years ago. If we had known what a problem, uh, this was going to be, we woulda picked our own damn cotton, plain and simple.

That's when the hornet stung me and I had a feverish dream

With revenge and doubt, tonight we smoke them out..

I think I'm developing a conscience.

. . . Dang

I just couldn't stop laughing.

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My friend started a new forum. Pretty cool place. Signing up is free. Come out and speak your minds.

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Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota ( Read more... )

What have I become my sweetest friend?
Everyone I know goes away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt

I will let you down
I will make you hurt

Soilent green is people?!

Sometimes I think it's a sin when I feel like I'm winning, when I'm losing again..