An update can weigh up to 500 pounds and jump up to 25 feet Isn't that Amazing?

[the_mexican97]

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[ikissyourneck]

thank you.

[the_mexican97]

your welcome
remember I'm here all year...chained to the boat...we're not allowed to form unions.

[ph150]

I'm gonna go get back in line for the next run.

[the_mexican97]

Feel free, but I'd like to remind you that cutting in line will not be tolerated here at the World Famous Jungle Cruise. That's right...there is to be no cutting in line. Anyone caught with scissors will be ejected from the queue.

[lustislove]

danke =]
i love my slutface <3

[the_mexican97]

aw!
you know what? just for my whoreface, you get to ride for free!

[lustislove]

*hugs* danke danke

[mysilentmelody]

Oh Branden.
It is indeed amazing.

[the_mexican97]

Oh it is isn't it?
truly a beautiful jungle.
and-
wait why are you still in the boat?
get out.
now.
I shot the hippos don't think I won't shoot you.

[mysilentmelody]

If Jennifer is the first mate, I want to be Mary-Ann.

[the_mexican97]

No.

[_tipsy6]

I refuse to get out of this boat. You can't make me. Besides, if you even try, I'll tell Disneyland, and they'll sue you. *mwah*

Besides THAT, I'm a redhead again now, you have to be nice to me. Hi.

[_tipsy6]

Oh, and hey, when was the last time you were actually AT Disneyland. You mentioned nothing of the pirrahnas. There are pirrahnas now. It would be bad form as the tour guide to drive us right through the ravenous jumping fish and not say a thing. Gosh.

[the_mexican97]

...why would I mention the pirrahnas?
that would destroy the "in-law" special.
way too many questions asked.

[the_mexican97]

...redhead?
fine you can stay in the boat
even if you're not a real redhead
in fact, you can be first mate.
People, in the event of an emergency, please refer to your first mate who will direct you to the exits of the boat, located here, here, and pretty much everywhere.