We, the guild of miggetoided composers have created many songs during our times. Although many were stolen by a former dweller of our metropolis (a hobbit who now calls himself "Trent Reznor"), we still have quite a couple of songs going on. Here's our most recent ( Read more... )

I am happy that cake lives in me. cake is all i eveR loved.
CritteR is always the ruler and soon be one with slAppY.
I feel preTTY oh so pretty. bye now

Mmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!11!11111111!!!11!11!1 ( Read more... )

I am miggetoid #15130708, also known as "OMGOMGOMGOMG!!11!111!1!1!!!" because whenever something scary happens, I run around in circles screaming "OMGOMGOMGOMG" until I get dizzy, barf, and pass out. I just got word that someone stole the pimp's hat. OMGOMGOMGOMG!!1111!!1111!!1 Some hoe's gettin' bitchslapped tonight!!1111!!1 yayayayayayayayayay1!1

sometimes i feel samll, so i hide in chin hairs. it makes me look tall. i whisper your test and you get a grade thqt wont BNA. But the teacher will curve his booty today. i love everyone but the twins are so fucking gay. they have more vd than angelina jolies lips. the end, yayayayayayayay!!1!1!1!1 ( Read more... )

We're now taking it even more!!! Yay!!!!1!11!11!!1!1!!!

Damn we're fucking awesome!!1!1!1!1!!!1!1!

the pimp is no longer a pimp.

and we can take it take it take it.

the critter helped us do a better looking journal. take it critter.
Don't be mad at the boo. he loves you.

yay!!!!!!11!!!!11!!!1

marrrr

"I need some dirt to buy 25 homes on the critter fur please. Let’s be friends and make love on the miggetoided skin pores not a gay war. Mrar!!! Jesus is weird and a little retarded Satan will kill you bitch. So yo yo yo lets rap this shit 111 One One One for my dead hommies in the miggie haven. Caca is good for the greasy butt. Yay!!!!!1!1!!!!1 ( Read more... )

By the elder pimp of 1793:

Pimping has been quite a journey. The end.

      doing it is love
and so are the miggetoids. Mrar!brought to you by the generator of the miggetoided metropolis