I am the elder of time, love, space, and devotion. And sometimes, just sometimes...just once in a while, very rarely, mutual masturbation ( Read more... )

Critter needs to be poked alot tomorrow...by Slappy. Yayayayayay!!!1111!!1!!1!!1!!1!1!11!

She will kick ass and rule good like an awesome Critter should. She will survive or we will kill her. Take it take it bitch!!

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boo almost left to heaven, noo!
but he still lives! yay!111111!@!!!!!!!!!! :0
thank u bitches! his spine is still tasty!!11!!1!!

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It has been a beautiful day. We danced on the Critter's furry butt. Yay!!1!!1!!1!!1!11!!

Damn, our lives are so fulfilled now. Take it, take it!!

I got me a butt that smells like roses just like the critter.
ok? Good!

# 96969696101 Yay!!!1111!!!!!!!!

bitch.

Satan why you be a Tootsie Roll? Tootsie Roll, Tootsie Roll!!?
Jesus why you be a Blow Pop? Blow Pop, Blow Pop!!?

Why bitch? Why? ,iyijyimylkmykmb,?!! Mrar!!

BITCH SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT DON'T U DAER TAKE TAKE MAH SWING-SWING11!!1!!

Critter,
You are our ruler,
You help us hunt our dirt,
You grease our butts whenever they may hurt...

Because you're the Critter,
Who will kick ass tomorrow morning,
Tomorrow you better have a good day,
Or else we'll fucking kill you bitch!!!

Yay!!!111!!!!1111!1!

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I need a barbeque to cook up the dirt I hunted at the Acapucu desert this afternoon. The elder miggetoid installed a new port-a-potty on the AC of the boo's car, so we'll be cool, well-fed, and poopy ( Read more... )