*finishes cleaning the bathroom, and swipes some q-tips from the drag queens*

:D.

*skips over to Anna's room and motherfucking bangbangbangs on the door while screaming*

Anna, open the fuck up.

*dances out in his birthday suit, and starts typing out yet another chapter of his memoirs on a computer*

( HOWDY HOWDY HOO HOO! )

*hangs a present on each apartment door in the Villa, wearing a Santa costume and being drunk as fuck*

IT'S ALL SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. 8D.

*meanders into the night*

*stands around OHNO THE HIPPO CAKE*

*dials up Jun*

HEY, FUCKER, YOU BETTER PICK THE FUCK UP.

*waves at Ohno*

*wiggles on the couch, naked from the waist down with nothing but a towel separating his flesh from the cushions*

*drinks a beer after shaving around his nutsack*

I'm smoother than butter sauce. 8D.

*stretches, then puts on a golden thong*

*opens the front door, throws his empty beer bottle outside, and yells out*

YEEEEAH! FUCK YEAH, FUCKERS.* ( Read more... )

*lets themselves into the apartment and heads straight for the pantry*

*opens a jar of pizza sauce and pours it on more pizza*

*takes a juicy bite*

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM that fucking hits the spot.

*walks briskly onto the Villa property, a huge duffel bag of his stuff slung over his shoulder*

No more breaks for me. I'm back. And if all of us don't rehearse or something soon, we're going to sound like shit again, and I'm going to have to sing over everyone like always so they can keep a damn tune ( Read more... )