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[the_nick]

Today I quit smoking. I have accomplished this by cleverly running out of cigarettes and money at the same time. It is a marvelous technique. I should market it on late night television. So far it has been a snap. I'm actually kind of disappointed. No shivering, no shaking, no jitters, irritability, or grinding of teeth. Not even mild

Comments

[xnihilo]

strangest sink urination:
top floor of a san francisco mission district apartment, girl asleep in one room, her male roommate taking a shower in the bathroom

[anonymous]

ill leave the childrens book to another, as i am already illustrating the most excellent Adventures of SuperGod. ive set aside a two week period starting when i get home tonight in which to finish that. you should post the play, yo.

-tony

[syrusthevirus]

another good way of quitting smoking is pregnancy and oprah-specials about crackhead mothers who give birth to mutants.

let's hear it for pregnancy!