It's raining, and huge clouds of white fog are drifting past my window like the ghosts of whales. They peer in at me and think 'so this is what goes on up here'. Yes friends from the sea, this is it. You haven't missed much, though we have learned to do some exciting things with fireworks. Drop by for that.
Six new messages in my inbox today, ( Read more... )

I have problems, but I don't respect them. When I am starving, dying, bleeding, hunted by savage creatures with sharp teeth and superb night vision, then I will start to complain to you and to the world. In the meantime I will suffer loneliness and absurdity in worlds away from everything that I can understand. I am diseased and poisonous. I ( Read more... )

Today I got a retroactive three week extension on a paper by convincing the proffesor that I am narcoleptic and that this somehow caused my to forget that I never turned the thing in in the first place. Than I walked to the office of another proffesor whom I told I was manic depressive and trying to get off of medication. He said I could pass his ( Read more... )

Last night marked my first encounter with the Santa Cruz PD. Because we were drunk, we decided to collect colorful orange things from the roadside. Because said colorful orange things were placed there by civic authorities, we were later apprehended and accused of theft. This town has no sense of humor. I've had to deal with a lot of cops ( Read more... )

This is the time when nick should be writing a paper about Kiss of the Spider Woman (fucking excellent) but is instead writing in his magical electro-journal and listening to his six neutral milk hotel mp3s over and over and over again. Yeah man, that's livin.
I've been trying to teach myself to draw lately. I like to sit in classes and try to ( Read more... )

All day I have been filled with a need to do drugs and set something on fire. earlier I crawled around on the floor barking at people I don't know and screaming vague incriminations at passersby. This is a trick I learned from a labrador. It helped a little ( Read more... )

It is hard when you discover that your idols are wife-beating homophobes. If you like Hunter S. Thompson don't read his biography. It will only greaten your torment. Also it is written badly. That is all.

I have found a new hobby. You know how in internet porn a series of pictures will try to tell a little story? Perhaps you don't because you are cleaner than me and will have to take my word for it. Congratulations. The thing about these stories is that they often start with one picture that is not porn at all, but just a seemingly innocent shot ( Read more... )

Last night I bought a box of pop tarts and sat down to plan the revolution, so you can all relax. The wheels are set in motion and shall be rolling over the bones of yesterday very shortly. The revolution will not be a political one, nor will it really be social in nature. It will in fact be a chemical revolution. We are all going to turn to ( Read more... )

Today I slept until 2:30 in the afternoon. They say the desire to sleep forever is indicative of suicidal tendencies. This was definitely that kind of sleep. It was the sleep that carries you away from your reality like that kid in "Flight of the Navigator", a sleek silver shell wherein everything is perfect, zooming over the landscape at ( Read more... )