I had thought for a while that satire, irony and general facetiousness were lost on my family. I have now amended this idea to the belief that in fact they find satire, irony and facetiousness round them up and shoot them.
That is all.

Look what my sister and I just found:
http://www.loveandlollipops.net/
I have a small person following

The funeral is on Monday at 4.30 so I'll be free of this nightmare and back to my heaven on earth either tuesday or wednesday ( Read more... )

My family are all christian practitioners to one extent or another. All firmly believe in a heaven. Without a doubt, by the tenants of their faith, my Grandma is now going to be in this post mortem paradise of theirs. Had she survived this ordeal, with half a bowel and two disks removed from her back, she could hardly have had the quality of life ( Read more... )

I've always thought you should grieve the way the person who has just suffered enough to die would want and to sit crying, griping and silent is selfish and demeaning.
Any one weeping or complaining around my death bed will be duelly haunted.
Love and lollipops. xxxx
And you all have to wear royal purple too.
I kid you not.

Due to the dead granny thing:

I WILL NOT BE AT WENDY HOUSE OR EVEN IN LEEDS ON SATURDAY.

SO THERFORE THERE WILL BE NO WENDY HOUSE AFTER PARTY IN MY HOUSE.

SORRY, HOPE THAT DOSN'T INCONVINENCE ANY ONE.

That is all.

Or one at least ( Read more... )

I'm have all the ills and need a new job afore I gets a firing for lamping the supervisor.
Havn't found time to do any lj reading in about a year. let me know if I missed owt important.
Will stay in this weekend and be good and do sensible constructive things like clean up after xmas party get well and write .

I still have food and boozes come play at my house ( Read more... )

To answer all you lovely people who wondered what the last post was all about ( Read more... )