FYI for all coming to help with the move: I've got the keys and have begun moving small stuff. I'm off this week this afternoon, as well as Thursday, Friday, and Sunday. Text or call me (if you don't have my info comment and I'll send it, comments are screened), and we can arrange it. It's not a big one day thing, no trucks needed, just a strong ( Read more... )

Go look up Doug Stanhope (the stand up comedian whose winning lines include: "We didn't get an abortion because we didn't have enough money or responsibility or maturity for a kid. I just really wanted to know what it felt like to kill a baby.") vs Alex Jones (who is saving us single-handedly from the New World Order [Wasn't Hogan in that?]) on ( Read more... )

I'm moving the week of the 24th in Hurst. I plan for most of the heavy lifting to be done on the 27th/28th Thursday/Friday, maybe the 29th if nobody is available until Saturday. It's from my apartment to an adjacent building, so no trucks are necessary ( Read more... )

Buddha showed up. We put him on mood stabilizers and South Beach. You're welcome.

The only time we've ever been right is when we're admitting how wrong we've been.

(I've grown, 5 years ago it would have been "you've/you're/you've". It's largely more correct, but 'correct' and 'effective' are usually a bit exclusive of each other.)

I can't bother to put the context in where this is funny. Roll with it if you can ( Read more... )