Here's my little ad for my new community:

Do you hate someone? Are your parents dicks? Did your girlfriend fuck your best friend Joe? Do you want to kill them all? If so, go here.

This is a community for people who hate someone, in any shape or form. Give it a try, it will make you happy. I promise.

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I was fixing a table at work today when the wrench slipped and my arm ran into the leg of the table. I ended up with a gash on my arm and it started bleeding everywhere. I kept working. I am a dedicated mother fucker.

Now I just need to wait for it to get infected, and I can sue Cici's for $100,000.

I get paid Friday, btw. Kick ass.

Ask yourself a question (any at all, it doesn't matter).

In response to your answer, ask why.

Repeat the second step until you reach Moksha.

You're all gay.

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Today at work I was trying to fix a table, and accidently spilled my cleaner all over the floor. I mopped it up and thought everything was nifty and jiffy and such ( Read more... )

I'm a sexy bitch

I'm such a skank.

Dear Mr. Computer Screen:

Fuck you, asshole.

Sincerely,

Chris Shaver
YOUR MASTER