not at all ripped off from McSweeney's, seriously

[the_red_baron]

Things I Have Overheard In The Coffee Shop Where I Work That Would Make Good Writing Prompts, If You’re Into That Sort Of Thing:

“So I said, you’re either my wife, or you’re not

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Man, it's a story already.

[astridsdream]

Well, my friend was gonna get arrested, and I was trying to save him, so I jumped on the cop's back
looking for a book called Well Bred or Dead
So I said, you're either my wife or you're not
from Ohio. But they were gonna euthanize her!
If he can't afford another woman, I don't think he's got anything to worry about
even if she
looked like Elizabeth Taylor, and she wanted me to move out there to her mansion. So I ended it. I mean, do you know how much it costs, taking care of a countess?
Especially in Ecuador.
You can't find anything good to eat there, we had a hundred dollar a day food budget and we just ended up going to the convenience store every day
looking for sea cucumbers.
Oh! Did you know the Japanese are eating all the sea cucumbers that are in Ecuador?

Re: Man, it's a story already.

[alive49]

haha. I like how you strung all the comments together. They actually fit quite nicely! :)

[mercuriazs]

Ahahaha, this is such an excellent idea. I shall post writing prompts from my daily life now.

Of course by "now" I mean "later."

BUT STILL.

Those rock.