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Writer's Block: Legends of Rock
Did you seriously just list Hannah Montana as a legendary experience in that sentence unironically? REALLY? REALLY?!! -
Writer's Block: To the Mat
My name would be "Poontastic Voyage" and my finishing move would be to sleep with the producer. -
Oh no...I have a "date" on Friday!
Geez Renie, you couldn't WAIT a few weeks??? Well, it's only a date if I call it a date. It can be like a hang out...with only one other person. Who is funny and cute. We'll see.
I was instant messaging Hal Rudnick after his show because he posted something about the reserved-out show he's doing tomorrow night. This went on for over an hour! ( Read more... ) -
Out, out brief candle.
I don't know what I stand by. I don't trust my intuition, I don't know what I want. Some things I wanted this year were an invite to a family holiday gathering by someone I thought loved me, peace, faith...feeling that all is right. I did feel those things. All I feel right now is nothing. Nothing but sadness and shock, the kind of shock that ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: The Internet
Knowing about everybody's SHEEEYIIIIT and WANTING to know everybody's shit. I don't know what's worse! Too much information is too easily accessible and we've become a generation of nosey, impatient people who want to know about everything and get anything they want RIGHT NOW! That South Park episode that equated the loss of the internet to a ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Volunteering
The "making shit up as you go and acting silly as hell in UCB classes" cause is currently getting a lot of my time and money. I'm really making a difference in this world supporting this worthy cause. -
Writer's Block: Comedians as Journalists
I trust that they deliver their written lines well and will make me laugh. I don't trust anyone. Trust was made up by campers who wanted a chance to "accidently" grab a girl's boobies when she falls backwards during a group bonding exercise.
