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Hello sandwich my old friend...
I cried yesterday looking at my mom's leftover Rueben sandwich in the fridge yesterday. But really. Cried tears. Quit your whining, I thought to myself. I continually try to cement appreciation when circumstances keep me from something regularly at my disposal that is overlooked and incredible. Being able to sleep on a mattress and thinking of ( Read more... ) -
You gotta snatch duh breff outta her.
Just came back from the Metro station. I take the Metro to avoid paying for parking around i.O West, but it has provided me with another great convenience. Free character study. The disparity among Metrolink riders is inspiring and educational. They're mostly city workers. Latinos who wear cheap clothes with logos that I assume represent ( Read more... ) -
I mean terrible, but funny.
8:27pmJim
ha
if i haven't met someone before i assume they don't know anything about me either!
8:28pmRenie
There are no secrets on the internet.
Wait, no, what I mean is that there ARE secrets on the internet.
All of them, displayed for the masses.
8:30pmJim
the actual story is we went into a gas station in rural north carolina and when we left, in ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Do you see psychics in your future?
An ONLINE psychic? What the hell does that mean? Is there a psychic on Facebook that charges $1.00 a minute to instant message you with all of life's answers? I may actually heed their warning a bit out of worry because they certainly wouldn't be doing their job by sabatoging their objective: Telling you what you want to hear, or in this case, ( Read more... ) -
Copied and pasted from the Tantulus adult website's user comments.
Maggie 08/30/2009
OMG! I LOVE the Twilight Series so much! This dildo is great because one minute I shut my eyes and pretend I am screwing Edward with his cold, sparkling, marble cock; then the next, I warm it up and pretend Jacob is doing me from behind [you know, DOGGY STYLE! LOLZ!!!] I have multiples because sometimes I like to pretend they are ( Read more... )
