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Writer's Block: Thanks for the Input
I will take this opportunity to showcase nuggets of Eltier's wisdom! Oh, Eltier imparts the wisest of words! I make fun of my father with love, but for comical purposes I leave out the nice stuff. Here's some highlights! Some are pretty offensive and awful, but you just have to slap your forehead and exclaim "Oh Eltier!" like I have to do and ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports
Someone PLEASE go out to a baseball game with a microphone and ask grown-ass baseball-loving men this question. I wanna see the segment on SportsCenter. -
Writer's Block: Life of the Party
This isn't a party trick so much as an unusual ability. I've always had a really strong sense of smell, but now I'm not so sure. :( My sense of smell use to make me miserable, and this year I've noticed less olfactory torture affecting my life. Seems like an odd complaint, but sometimes that which causes misery also creates much pleasure. My ( Read more... ) -
Hey Toby Keith, I ALSO want to put my boot in an ass.
A group of people from my insurance company sent me a letter overturning my podiatrist's request to send me to a surgeon for a consultation, determining that it was "unnecessary." Their denial letter included an explanation that never once mentioned the fusion of multiple bones in my left foot and the severe inflexibility of both of my achilles ( Read more... ) -
WHY was this posted on the breakdowns today???
SURELY there must be a logical reason why they would need people that sounded like the Futurama voice actors OTHER than recasting. WHAT THE HELL???
Thursday, Jul. 16, 2009, 5:54 PM Pacific
FUTURAMA
Voice Over
Episodic
1/2 hour animated comedy for Twentieth Century Fox Television
SAG
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Boys.
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Rape Dealership.
8:06pmHal
just saw local car dealer commercial that said "he just wants to get you a loan." looked up at tv concerned though, as i thought it was, "he just wants to get you alone..."
8:06pmRenie
Ooooh. Hey car dealer man, I'm alone.
I love local commercials. They are my favorite part of tv sometimes.
8:07pmHal
ok, then how about a new kia spectra and a ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Talking Ducks
Just because he didn't wear pants doesn't make him disturbing! The cartoon that comes to mind is The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat from the 90's. There's all kinds of scary shit in anime and other cartoons, but this cartoon in particular bothered me so much as a kid that I couldn't watch it even though I thought it was funny. ALL the characters ( Read more... ) -
Retard strength.
Hal- (Stuff about his mom visiting him on the set of the movie he's filming right now and how proud she was of him)
7:35pmRenie
What were you doing that made her proud and happy? Murdering? I don't know much about your elusive film but am intrigued.
7:36pmHal
i had an action scene where i got retard strength and decked 4 frat guys and then got cracked ( Read more... )
