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Writer's Block: Folktales of the City
I've got one. A very relevant one. You can get swine flu by eating pork! Sorry folks influenced by sensationalized media, not possible. MORE CARNITAS FOR ME! -
Writer's Block: What Next?
Well boys and girls, I think that, when WE DIE, our bodies enter the stage of fresh decomposition. The stomach bloats, all air and internal fluids and solids are released, and your face looks scary. After a few days, we enter a beautiful place as we start to putrify, where you get stinky and bugs invade your entire corpse. Oooh, looks like your ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Get Real
I'd like to be a contestant on Poony Kaboodle, a comedy cavalcade of a variety show hosted by drag queens. I will win first prize as a member of the improv comedy troupe Fart Fandango, performing improvisational scenes based on audience farts. Can we get a suggestion? We heard "brraaaaaaaap"! We also heard "pfffft", but we're going with " ( Read more... ) -
Crazy means all SORTS of things.
I saw a Livejournal group about crazy exes and thought that sounded really funny. We've ALL dated at least ONE crazy person, and those statistics are pretty creepy, huh? I don' t think I've ever said this aloud with any disagreement among the people in the room.
I assumed it would be full of funny stories, but yikes. Yikes. It's all fucked-up ( Read more... ) -
A fitting pretend commission.
If Kurt Halsey did a painting for me, I would like him to paint me holding my hands over my heart with the words "I'm sensual, like a Parisian." -
Character help from my grandmother.
So, I'm playing a huge part in this play. I have wanted this part for a year from the first time that Jeanette said she was THINKING of putting it on, so I BETTER show my appreciation and commitment. Even a small part gets my utmost devotion when I'm performing because I want to make that little part shine.
My grandma (Meme pronounced Meh-meh is ( Read more... ) -
More fun with double entendre's!
Yay, I just finished my monologue for the Feb. 13th restaurant ad! I might change it a bit as I look at it again later. I was inspired by both an article in Gourmet Magazine about married men taking different women to the same restaurant and by my current personalized spite concerning "sidedishes." Super spite-filled and spicy! I had many other ( Read more... ) -
Would someone please do me a huge favor?
This awesome guy gave me a six month subscription to this actor submission website for free and I need to upload new headshots. Unfortunately, the ones I have are either too big or too small to fit their format:
- Image files must be a .jpg type. If the file is a .tif or other type you should open it in a photo editor program (Adobe Photoshop, ( Read more... )
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A sketch what I wrote!
I'm swinging this by Sam Proof and hope he'll be on board to film and edit this thing. Fingers crossed! (= Samantah, would you like to play Maria if I play Christine? You have all the things for the box scene... and there's a DeVito cameo!!! I'm trying to make this copy-and-paste look less awkward, but I'm failing. Some bold words and spaces ( Read more... )
