"Whenever I feel really really frightened by the zombies, I just think of them all with their trousers down about their ankles. Hey! Don't give me that look! It worked with karaoke!" -Anonymous Living

The Weather
15°C (59°F); The morning holds a brief twinkling of sun, a rosy hint of sunrise that soaks the overcast sky in oranges and reds. ( Read more... )

"'So, how's the missus?' 'Oh, you know, always trying to bite my head off.' 'That's probably because she's a zombie, Tom.'"

The Weather
15°C (59°F); Rain pours down in sheets today, drenching New Ashford in a cool rain that leaves the city feeling chilled and clammy. A steady wind makes the falling water flow every which way, dancing about the ( Read more... )

"I gave up being a comedian after Z-day. It was a dead end job." - Anonymous

The Weather
14.4°C (58°F); There's nothing but a soft mist about today with the slightest hint of drizzle. Places seem indistinct and distant, but it's not magic or illusion, it's just nature at its finest. (At least it's not raining, right?)

The Rotting
Zombies 21:35 ( Read more... )

"Strangely enough...walking on one's hands does confuse them. The undead don't understand why suddenly their favorite dessert item - the human brain - is at their feet. Unfortunately, they also enjoy eating legs - think 'giant chicken drumstick'. If you're going to try this, I definitely suggest wearing thick boots." -Former Circus Performer

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"It's funny - when my step-dad became a zombie...you couldn't even tell the difference really... but I finally got to shoot him between th' eyes. Rotting blighter." -Anonymous

The Weather
15°C (59°F); Still raining. Are you tired of it yet? It doesn't seem to bother the native residents all that much...

The RottingNo zombies tonight! Woohoo ( Read more... )

"Yeah oi still use deodorant! It act'lly works jes as well on your face!" - Buxell, One of Two Free Undead

The Weather
14°C (57°F); Things cool off for a day, there's a scent of rain in the air in the morning. Sure enough come afternoon, chill water comes pouring down from the sky.

The RottingIt almost seems as if the night is going to be ( Read more... )

The Weather
16°C (61°F); Cloudy, occasional bits and smatterings of rain, like the sky is spitting on you.

The Rotting
Zombies are kicking it up a notch from 5pm-8pm. Early night for the undead!

"Is your jaw falling off or are you just that happy to see me?"

The Weather
16°C (61°F); Drizzle and scattered showers.

The Rotting
Zombies from 10pm-12am.

[OOC: Sorry for the short day change. Zee currently wishes to plant explosives in her wisdom teeth.]

"'Doctor, I really don't think-' 'Jennifer, we should not make assumptions, there's a very real possibility that this condition is completely curable. All we need to do is get a scientific assessment of the various symptoms and from there we'll find a proper cure. Mankind has cured cancer, AIDs, the H1N1, and even the humble hemorrhoid - this ( Read more... )

"Maybe it's just my imagination, but I've always thought the Goth zombies look the happiest." - Anonymous

The Weather
15°C (59°F); Drizzly rain is helpful in providing an alternate water source than the contaminated city water - unfortunately many people are too drunk to realize they should leave a bucket outside to take advantage of it.

The ( Read more... )