Certainly you've all noticed that awful smell the last few days? Yes? It's been pretty unfortunate, hasn't it?

Well, I hope the smell has kept you away from the water, because if it hasn't, you might be feeling distinctly tipsy.

Oh? You say the water tasted fine? Looks like it's gonna be a tough night for you!

[OOC: It appears something has ( Read more... )

"Goooooood morning, England! It's cloudy today with a 80% chance precipitation and 99% chance of undead!" -Life with the Dead, Radio Show Host

The Weather
14°C (57°F); Finally, a rain free day! However the smell is still there, wandering in and out of the perceivable senses like a flicker of something horrible and disgusting in one's peripheral ( Read more... )

"Playing dead doesn't work with a 400 pound undead grizzly bear - just saying." -Living Canadian

The Weather
12°C (53°F); Rain, rain, rain. For some reason there's a weird smell in the air today - like rotten feet mixed with sewage and raw eggs. Maybe some of the sewage systems in the city are flooding up too far. Lovely.~

The RottingNo ( Read more... )

"Bread and butter,
Carrots and wine,
Eggs and mutton,
Milk and lime.

Which of these foods can we eat today?
Which of these foods is not okay?
One of these is dangerous no doubt!
Eaten alive, you'll be turned inside out!" -Living Childrens' Learning Rhyme

The Weather
10°C (50°F); A brief heat wave accompanied by a cool drizzle of rain and a ( Read more... )

"My friend was so afraid of the zombie-pocalypse, he killed himself. Sometimes I wonder whether he'll ever have the brains to regret it." -Zombie Joke Book, We'll Survive Publishing House.

The Weather
7°C (45°F); A light drizzle begins in the mid-morning, but the day clears up by late-afternoon.

The RottingIntermittent attacks by small groups of ( Read more... )

"Waste not, want not - that's what my mother used to say. So when she turned into a zombie and tried to eat my kidneys I followed her advice: I wasted her with my M240, and I wanted for nothing afterward. I survived. Thanks mom - I'll never forget you." -Audio Record, Anonymous

The Weather
6°C (42°F); A cold and dreary day, but no rain.

The ( Read more... )

"WEEKENDS! Time ta party! Let's get drunk, stupid, an' flash cute guys offa th' London Bridge!" -Buxell, night before Z-day

The Weather
6°C (43°F); Showers begin in the afternoon, cold and scattered and insubstantial. They leave a layer of ice that eventually melts in the pale coolness of the sun behind the shifting clouds.

The RottingAs if to ( Read more... )

"Where there's a will there's a way - and never say a few charges of dynamite don't help 'help' things along." - Second Commander Maria Walch

The Weather
6°C (42°F); The cold returns for Friday, how bloody nice for the start of the weekend, eh? The sleeting rain slackens off until the afternoon, where it picks up again with brief suggestions of ( Read more... )

"Mum always said two things was certain, death n' taxes. Wit' that gone, what do we got now? Flippin' brain-chewin' monsters and canned peas fer breakfast. God, I miss bacon." - Zudd

The Weather
8°C (47°F); It's warmed up, but only a tinge, the fog clearing slightly with the presence of a chill cold rain.

The RottingThere is only one late ( Read more... )

What a day to arrive - to be a stranger in a strange land filled with the hungry dead.

The Weather
7°C (45°F); England welcomes you with a dreary fog that cuts visibility in half and a soft sleety rain that chills to the bone. It's the perfect day to sit inside and drink tea - or preferably something mulled and stronger flavored if you take my ( Read more... )