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hasufel carpool mofuckas! you in or you out?!

"you know what we're getting at mr. president, let's go kill us a mummy"
- Elvis

Brilliant.

ive decided to update this thing once more. last night sucked hard, we played like shit, dutch got his teeth knocked out, and i opened the door to an angry mother at 3 in the morning as i brushed past in a drunken stupor.

we didnt even have to play capture the flag and we still totally pwned the field. them suckass bitches got all wet and stupid, what a bunch o mofuckas.

well, saturday the 10th began fairly unassuming. i headed over to penguin's with a handful of tools in order to chane ray's skate deck. big B martin showed up after the task was completed and spoke of his adventures in hollywood on friday and driving by the osbourne residence in search of ian's uncle's house. we then proceeded to pick up g-dog ( Read more... )

im not tired but im bored and i havent updated in forever. AP tests can suck it, i want drink.

im falling apart

everything about friday night makes me want to vomit. dont ask

but nothing to write about these days. im gettin pretty fucked over by the damn term paper. havent talked to fish or cristen or hung out with danny and jimmy for a long time either. volleyball and school take up too much time, hopefully it'll be a different story next year.