So there I was having a decent year when all of a sudden......bam! dodgeball to the face ( Read more... )

Today, I'll be contacting Mars Inc ( Read more... )

Well, well, well! It appears that I've been banned for a second time on XBox Live and forzamotorsports.net. I had no clue that the phrase "Put some stank on it!" was on the "things I shouldn't say list" and the holding up of one's hand with the middle finger extended was inappropriate. I did know that my pornographic car designs on forza would ( Read more... )

Tony and Scott's mom passed away last Saturday. The funeral is Saturday morning. I think I'll stop by before I go to work. I hate funerals.

Anyone up for some good ol' "making fun of Tom Cruise" ?

Ladies and Gentlmen, I introduce to you now, the face of Pure Evil! I call him Weetard. The nurse at the vet's office calls him Satan. My mom calls him her baby ( Read more... )

I've decided to let you in on some automotive secrets to help maintain your vehicles working condition ( Read more... )

I've been sick since Wednesday. I went to the doctor. Bad move, old bean, bad move! After two chest x-rays, several blood tests and a mucus(from my lungs) test and a urine test...the results are in! I have pneumonia! Which strain? We don't know. I'm hoping for Legionnaires Disease. That would be the ultimate in bar stories. I hurt so bad ( Read more... )

So, my mom fell a couple of weeks ago. She went face first onto the steps. It banged up her face enough to scar her head around her forehead above her nose. She decided she didn't need to go to the doctor. Long story short, she should have went because it actually damaged her right leg. She can barely walk now. It's sad to see her slowly ( Read more... )

In light of all my good fortune, I regret to inform you that my friend, Dennis, is no longer with us. I received the call Friday night, around 10:00pm. From what I was told, it was quick. Both he and the "heinous beast" were driving around Hamiltucky when he decided to pull over in front of the municipal building and that's where things took a ( Read more... )