police

[the_sofitel]

once the police came to my door while i was about to have a shower. i answered the door in a towel and a showercap. i was worried it might be a stranger , moreover a rapacious man, and they'd see me pre-shower, essentially half-naked. they asked me if damian lived here. i smiled nervously and said 'no'. they left. they accepted my answer. i

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[walnutfire]

you actually got out of the shower to answer the door? ;)

[the_sofitel]

no, no, i was definitely 'pre-shower'! Now I think about it I probably removed my showercap before answering the door...

[nodstar]

how interesting... i lost my liscence for drink driving which is parallel and relevant. did i mention i cobble?

if cops had a sense of humour

[nodstar]

you could have yelled "YOU"LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, I"M WEARING A..."