And that would be the most awesome thing in the history of history ( Read more... )

Dr. Katz is a funny as show. Too bad Comedy Central sucks balls now. Just look at Carlos Mencia. Big fake ass loser gets his own show and I don't have one. That's RASCISM! When a tallentless half-german hack who steals all his bits, much like you people do when trying to be like me, from everyone can get his own show which is just a rip off of a ( Read more... )

Well... it is only about 14 hours into the day and still nothing disasterous has happened. That's good. Plus, none of you remembered it was my birthday today so I would just like to take a minute to say thank you very little and go fuck yourselves. Love, Patrick. When I say love I don't actually mean it. Most of you probably suck and the ones that ( Read more... )

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I can almost taste the 4peaks on my lips and it is more than 4 days away!!! grrrrrr. Oh well... Atleast the birthday is still on thursday. Good for me I know. I didn't think I would make it this far in to the year to be honest so good for me again ( Read more... )

Chandler, AZ -- The sleepy back water town of Phoenix woke up to disturbing news today concerning the health of their insipirational figure-head. It has been an open secret for many days now, but never confirmed by the Mayor of Phoenix, the govonor of Arizona or the President of the United States of America, that Patrick might have been deathly ( Read more... )

If so, who the hell reads it ( Read more... )

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I see, yes, yes, yes, I see, is there a problem? Well, I am sorry, if there is a problem you are going to have to speak to the problems department, I shall have to conect you through. Just a moment please ( Read more... )

That's the name of a bitchen band I just came up with up there ( Read more... )

Good evening. Here are the higlights for todays historic game between the Jews and Palastinians from William Jefferson Clinton Memorial Field ( Read more... )

Holy shit. When did this come back to me in the dark ends of my troubled..warped..suffering mind.