I was just a stupid kid back then.

This damn thing!?! This is the oddest thing in the world now isnt it ( Read more... )

I GOT TICKETS TO THE CUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAME ONE!! ALOT OF EXCLIMATION POINTS!!!!!! BECAUSE I WILL BE AT GAME ONE!! WOOOOOHHOOOOO That will make this week a-okay because tomorrow will suck

GO CUBS GO CUBS GO CUBS GO CUBS

I have some thoughts on the recent "over reaction" by GRAVITY, that's right i'm calling you out bitch, towards the human race ( Read more... )

I think I should still be in San Diego. I had waaaaay to much fun. Didn't drink much either... because I don't have a problem, thank you! It was just way too relaxing. Oh well, the weather was perfect, not like here, and the beach was perfect, not like here -- we don't even have a stupid one! I got a pool but that isn't enough. Not anymore. There ( Read more... )

Oh dear, or hear. What have you gone and done now ( Read more... )

That's what I would say were I infront of an audience and my joke about the black people and the aids just didn't work ( Read more... )

You won't get into heaven. This might be a problem for you. If that is a problem for you then I can't help you because if you are that type then you probably have something wrong with you ( Read more... )

I can't go chasing waterfalls! I need to stick to the rivers and lakes that I'm used to. Mind you I don't have the greatest amount of experience in chasing waterfalls but then again, I can't say I'm the best at sticking to rivers or lakes. Or any body of water for that matter. Most of the time I think I probably just sit naked looking at the pool ( Read more... )

Wow. Cranberry juice really does work. I can feel it already ( Read more... )