Remade in America

senior Judge: I think now is a good time for a bowel movement...I mean lunch! Lunch!

question: when do you see yourself retiring?

I've had some sort of viral cold for close to a week now, and all the Health Services doctor could tell me was to take ibuprofen around the clock. Well, sir, I'm still sick. In fact, I have more symptoms now ( Read more... )

Joe: man if piotr and me could have babies together
the universe would probably explode

*DIES*

there's ice on the ground! :O

Apparently I don't have my life together, because I just got two letters from collection agencies demanding gas/electric and phone payments for my old apartment. The latter I admit to having neglected in the flurry of academic madness that was October, but I will swear up, down, left and right, that I never got a notification letter from PG&E ( Read more... )

Some time back Piotr had called me and mentioned in passing that he was finding himself in a financial pinch because he was spending too much money while working in cafes all day, and now he barely has any money to fly back to Poland this winter ( Read more... )

In less than 7 hours I'm going to get up to go vote for the first time in my life. This is exciting.

Also cute, because my polling place is an elementary school 4 blocks from my apartment. I've been told not to scare the kids. Wut?

how is that one is always chosen to be 1/1000 in a random sample to complete some sort of survey benefiting anyone except oneself, but never chosen to be 1/1000 of an awesome lottery?

k, I went almost a whole week without smoking, and I am terrible at curbing my appetite. I am most certainly gaining some weight.