Good christ, it's been a while since I last update this biotch ( Read more... )

Cheer up, ladypantsface! And give people a call. We all miss you.

The end.

Behold! An update!
But not much of one.

Buddhists are silly.
I'm a religion unto myself.
Love is teh suck.

The end.
Ha.

Sir Dante Saint Dax
May 22, 2000 to November 25, 2006

Oh silly puppy, you will be sorely missed. Everything about you was wonderful, from your ridiculously large nose and goofy ears to the solid black tip of your always wagging tail.

Love you bunches tudler.


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Holy fuckshitpisspenisasscuntfartdouchefuck.

I'm moving on Sunday. *SCREEEAAAAM*

I am a college student ( Read more... )

Old cell phone and home phone will soon be void. Call the old cell phone and I'll give you the new celly #. Oh snap, bitches.

For the sake of this post, I will establish early on that I'm a huge fan of ice cream. I love it. A lot. And I don't like it when people mess with my ice cream ( Read more... )

PROFESSOR PWNS JOO ( Read more... )

Take the quiz:
Who would you be in the War of Armageddon?

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