Big Wild Beast of the North West

[the_wade]

So it turns out there is a raccoon the size of montana living conveniently under my room. I guess in a way It's kinda cute because It's like owning a dog or something, but on the other hand it's like owning a big dog you never see, hates you, and if given the chance would bite your face off.

Comments

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[xmyeyesclosingx]

i'll bite you in the face

fuck

[xmyeyesclosingx]

wait wait!!

i'll bite YOU in the face!

there...sissy

a big dog.

[harm_sexxx]

a big dog with opposable thumbs and a thirst for blood. you're fucked you klondike.

[jhonnandrhea]

How can a raccoon live under you're room? I thought you were in an apartment?

I didn't even think raccoons could live in the hostile environment that is Littleton.

[the_wade]

I moved into a house, and secondly this thing is big enough to survive in fucking Iraq