Mice

[the_wade]

So turns out we have half a million mice living behind our stove and they are all fast as lightning....exept one with a fucked up leg that we caught in a garbage can, he was about as fast as jackie chan. And i know what your all thinking "but jackie chan is as fast as lightning !?" news flash !! no he's not.

Comments

[heretoanywhere]

BLAINE!!!

[the_wade]

YOU KNOW IT LAUREN !!

[i_heart_torre]

jackie chan may not be as fast as lightning, be he makes up for his lack of speed with clever use of things around him as weapons.

You know, i didnt think that a ladder could be used as a weapon until i saw the chan man regulate in operation condor. Or was it rush hour 2?

[jhonnandrhea]

Please don't kill the mice. Just stop living in your own filth, and they will just go away.

Seriously. I watched a show on TV about it.

[bang_bang__]

i think its jackie chan's first strike

[xmyeyesclosingx]

you're a monster.

[fiethy]

SNAP THEIR FUCKING NECKS WOOHOO!!