So my septum ring straightened out a bit.

( Yay! )

My brother just met Johnny Depp.
And he told him that I was in love with him (which I am).
And Johnny Depp said

"Tell her I love her too."

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Johnny Depp loves mee!!!!!!!

Be jealous.

Fuck this and fuck YOU.

Au Revoir, Madame Klein. We'll miss your monday morning hangovers, liberal jokes and revised tardy policy. Bon Chance!

Okay...for Lent I'm giving up meat, chocolate, and all soda except Mr. Pibb.

This will be difficult.

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