... 134, 135, 136, 137.

Odd. Bollocks.

I don't feel good about living in a flat with an odd number of kitchen floor tiles. I just don't.

We need to fit another one in. I insist. Or move. Either one.

Maybe I miscounted, though. I'll try again.

Ooh, brilliant.

Right?

... They were just sort of sitting here, but then--
Sarah! Did you make these? Finish every other bloody text in the flat and move on to cook books...?

Or Wakko. I'm definately not eating them if Wakko made them.

Anyone know if they're safe?

It's just occured to me that I forgot all about my dad's birthday, but I guess that doesn't really matter now.

I'm reminded because it's quite nearly my birthday, you see. I'm actually pretty glad for this extra day, because that means I don't have to work on the first. The time's way off and everything... Year-wise, I'll be 28, and I'm not even ( Read more... )

Oh, I get it. Sure.

You lot are so fantasically clever, aren't you?

Someone needs to draw me a picutre of a frog in bad makeup and a pink bow. I need it for proof of something, and my attempts have been right terrible. Dean's the one what's good with this artistic business, better than anyone I know... Hope he's alright..

Donations open! Hop on it, you lot!

[[ooc: ...lol, Frog!Umbridge spam plzu?]]

AUURG! Bollocks or lack thereof... Seems to be the general feeling of today.

Neville, are we still going for haircuts? If not... Sarah, could you show me how to tie my hair back?

I'm just glad Ginny's not here to get ahold of this. Or Hermione.

Oh sodding Merlin. Where's Snape?

Happy Sodding New Year, yeah? I mean... Christmas wasn't so bad. I was actually able to afford Christmas gifts, so I got something for every member of my family, just in case. Maybe I'll just save them up and be able to cart them back with me if ever I get the pleasure of leaving ( Read more... )

I...

I'm rather under the impression that...

I'm in love with Hermione Granger.

...
...
Ohbloodyhellbollocksandfuckall.

[[ooc: Because NOBODY knew that, right? >>]]

Well... That was even better than that bloke wearing the nightdress at the World Cup.

And muggles think we dress funny.

Mummy, Dad, Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George and Gin need to stop being away and come and get me! I DIDN'T EVEN GO FAR BUT I'M HERE NOW. I DIDN'T MEAN IT SO DON'T THINK I DID ( Read more... )