I could probably be an evil mastermind
if I was more grounded in realistic goals

like conquering an island nation
or covering a prostitute in molten gold

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I am sure that tomorrow it will be cold and miserable again but today, today it feels like halloween night outside.

Yesterday, for the first time this year, I was getting a haircut. When I arrived at the boutique* after work I thought it was closed, it was so empty. Only one woman was working and she was helping some poor old thing dye her hair. I took my seat and waited ( Read more... )

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So I'm lying on the couch with my laptop on my lap. My friend, who has been playing We Love Katamari with me, is leaving because we are both tired. As she leaves I have her and turn off the playstation and tv because I am too tired to grab the remote, let alone get up. Here's the honest-to-god actual transcript of our parting conversation ( Read more... )

Sometimes a group of people become so dumb they go out the other side, glowing brightly with brilliance.

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and he looks like a fucking ninja. All you can see are his cold, cruel, retarded eyes.

I love winter.

It was snowing when I woke up at 8, it is still snowing now. It is pleasant to watch, but cold. Like Miguel, that bitch.