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[theactionace]

I see all hell has broken loose.

Time to cage it up again. What went wrong? Talk to me. How did this happen in my city? Batman, we need to talk, stat. I know Metropolis isn't your cup of tea, but I left her in your hands. Your track record isn't the most flattering, as of this moment, and although I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt

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[thisisironman]

I feel like we're bordering on being the Janitorial League of America or something. This 'clean up on aisle Earth' shit's gotta go.

[theactionace]

Just because we have bigger problems doesn't mean that doesn't mean we can't fix the smaller problems, too, Mr Stark. Replacing a pane of glass in a shop window may not be typical superheroing, but every little bit helps.

[thisisironman]

Yeah, yeah. I follow you. But it's kind of hard to keep on a happy face when people keep knocking over your card castle every time you build it up, if you'll excuse the crappy metaphor.

[theactionace]

Trust me, I'm not ignoring the bigger problem of the, ah... card-castle-destroying people. Cleaning up isn't all we'll be doing. I hope I'll see you at the next meeting.

[thisislexluthor]

Oh, at the risk of sounding incredibly immature: Nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah.

[theactionace]

'Risk'?

[thisislexluthor]

It's a shame good old Batman completely failed to stop us, isn't it? It almost makes you think he wasn't even trying.

[theactionace]

I'll listen to his explanation before I hear yours.

[itspowergirl]

I can be on "janitorial duty", as Iron Man so delicately put it. That's basically all I've been doing anyway.

[theactionace]

Stick to Gotham. We need to be evenly spread. I let a weak point grow when I left for the Moon, but we're best where we are, now.

[itspowergirl]

Understood.

So... when are you returning to Earth, exactly?

[thisislexluthor]

You fail hilariously at secrecy, you know that?

[helenahuntress]

I've started to notice that shit like this only happens in Gotham when Batman is here to not do his job.

Can you please keep him?

[theactionace]

We're all on the same team, Huntress. We should support each other, regardless of what happens.

[helenahuntress]

Really? Where the fuck was his support when he threw me out of his godforsaken hellhole?

Talk to him about support. Not me.

[theactionace]

I'm sorry. He had his reasons, I'm sure. I will talk to him, but remember, we're not a team if there's division from the inside. Air your grievances now. I'll try to get him to meet you halfway, if you can agree to that.

[libertysentinel]

Oh, this is just getting ridiculous. Well, okay, so it started out as ridiculous, too. Blowing up the moon. At least he aims high?

I'll be doing what I can, Superman. Would it help for me to talk to witnesses, or should we stick to clean-up?

[theactionace]

I've got a good clean-up team assembled. Witnesses sound good. Try to work with the police on this one; they need to know that they're not useless without us.

[libertysentinel]

Understood. I'll see what I can find out.