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Online Dating
The men on OKCupid are a bunch of freaks and losers, I've decided. Still, I continue to not only keep my profile active, but to keep it updated with my recent photos and information. I guess I'm always just hoping that someone validates my efforts at online dating one day. The best fish are the ones that don't just hop into your net, but the ( Read more... ) -
Slow like Honey
You moved like honey in my dream last night ( Read more... ) -
the goat man
is once more playing his flute somewhere lodged between my third eye and my trachea, music that will never be heard outside my head because I cannot sing or play an instrument. last year i likened the latency of spring to cancer, as there was a death in the body. i took the train across town to fix it. and here I am again, only now it is a gust ( Read more... ) -
Uncle Juncle comes to town..
sits me down at 12 am and tells me how easy it would be for me to get raped. "You'd never see it coming ( Read more... ) -
Rediscovering sickness.
This is the sort of thing that could only take place at a one-stop shopping center the day after Christmas. You're with your brother in the tool aisle, chatting. Does he need a hacksaw? He says no. No, not even to detach his hip from that of the ex-girlfriend he still sleeps with? No, not even for that. A rubber mallet, a socket set, a power ( Read more... ) -
recuerdame.
which is worse: to callously depart from loved ones with the heart of an ice box, or knowing the only things awaiting your arrival on the other side are an attendance roster and a horny foreigner ( Read more... ) -
the quadrosyllabled nightmare
silhouettes abounding, he takes me ( Read more... ) -
irritable
you've got ( Read more... ) -
Veinte
And then there was this pedant who tried to lift me from my dungeon and into the sky; it was too high. I say, too high. Back with the millipedes, the rats, the impostors with nicotine drippings running down their horns, somehow transposed onto my walls. I'll have to wash away the stains ( Read more... )