HOMYGODSNOW!!!

I'm sorry we stole the snow from Oregon, you'll get some soon I hope.

I just discovered a huge scar on my calf. Not huge in the "Holy shit that covers your whole leg," huge, but a "Why is there a scar going from ankle to knee that I have no memory of getting?" And it's not even the scar with all the scratches and scabs from being hit by a car years ago. Where did this come from? How long have I had it?

WHAT THE HELL

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Barry Bonds' 756th home run ball is going to be stamped with an asterisk and then given to the Hall of Fame ( Read more... )

In a month, I'm going to have to buy Harry Potter 7 in Mexico. If you ruin it for me on purpose, I may just cry.

I just slept through Senior Luncheon.

...Oops?

Something I learned today:

Andronico's carries Maxim, but refuses to carry Cosmo.

I'd forgotten how innocent some things can be.

I am determined to one year win the pot during the family egg ticking.