Upside-down

[theamused]

Come inside. Line up. Turn around. Put your notes away. Comb your hair back. Slap a smile on. Suck your gut in. Right, now go ahead and step outside.

Comments

[chrestomanci]

Nope.

[theamused]

That's because it's a secret.

[bear_myth]

sounds like my last medical exam

[theamused]

"Well, bear_myth . . . it looks like you're definitely not pregnant."