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theanonymousx

Twitchy the Crack Addicted Squirrel

Oct 11, 2005 01:50

Okay before I begin this LJ entry, I have to share one of the single best news stories I've ever encountered in my life. Ya see, a few days ago, Vilheim showed me an article that stated that squirrels in some New York State parks and London residences have become addicted to CRACK! It seems as though drug dealers hide their stash in state parks or ( Read more... )

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tribbleations October 11 2005, 04:36:58 UTC

you actually might like good romance novels. try Danielle Steel or Mary Higgins Clark!

"wow you are going to start reading now?" bikou October 11 2005, 09:14:52 UTC

umm x you do understand that i was just fucking with you right????

I mean i knew that you read, its just that since i got you stuck on WOWC you haven't done much else with you free time but the gym so i thought id just mess with ya a little.

so i do hope you understand that i didnt mean that you were of a below average intelligence or that you were somehow uncivilized in the literary department.

I do think you take my comments to far. talk to you later bro.

Re: "wow you are going to start reading now?" theanonymousx October 11 2005, 20:24:49 UTC

Heh I knew you'd say you were kidding about the comment. The main reason I'd say you weren't is because you followed up with "I don't consider comics books." As for the Wow playing, you (as well as CJ and Doug/Cara, and Mr. Goblin Zach) should know that the game isn't taking up THAT much of my free time since I've been playing since January and am only level freakin' 49 (imma hit 60 one day, you'll see). The only thing that's really affected by my WoW playing is my time being spent playing other games which I'm slowly working back into the rotation.
Just felt the need to defend meself on that occasion.

Re: "wow you are going to start reading now?" bikou October 13 2005, 14:15:36 UTC

Dude seriously if you are going to take everything i say and find someone to make me sound like i mean what you want me to mean then ill keep my mouth shut.. Maybe you didnt see it when i said the statement because we were getting out of the car and you werent looking but i did say both of those statements with a smile of SARCASIM.. comics arent books.. if they were they would be FUCKING HUGE with all the pages of pictures and 10-12 lines of text on a sheet.. you honestly have got to stop takeing me so serious.. but maybe you are so use to people putting you down that a FRIEND cant even joke around with you.. Which you made that clear when i spoke to you about the gym and i was joking and you go all defensive.. i mean shit dude relax a little everything that comes out of my mouth isnt FACT most of the time im just fucking with you. and might want to make sure that i actually am accusing you of being something before you post on here that im actually calling you that...

Re: "wow you are going to start reading now?" bikou October 13 2005, 14:17:17 UTC

oh and if you want a female author to read i have Anne Rice Interview with A Vampire here at the house just let me know.

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cjshrader October 11 2005, 10:16:22 UTC

"I know someone is gonna say "Why does it have to be 'female' or 'male' why can't it just be 'an author'?" "

Well balls, that *is* what I was gonna say. Sexist.

theanonymousx October 11 2005, 20:22:39 UTC

HA! Beat you to the punch!
I would cackle manaically, but I just saw a hamster on my patio and I'm fairly well disturbed.

brobdinnagian October 11 2005, 18:37:41 UTC

Ann Rice & Patricia Cornwell

....of course, there's always Carol Higgins Clark or Faye Kellerman. =P

theanonymousx October 11 2005, 20:22:06 UTC

I knew someone would suggest Anne Rice, and I do have Interview with the Vampire ("a" vampire?) at home. As for Patricia Cornwell, I've got The Last Precint and a few other books of hers in the main room. Her books are about a dollar (for hardback) at Cobb County's Public Library Book sale, so I usually grab about five of 'em every time I go.
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Carol Higgins Clark eh? You should read some "X punches brob in the head" books. They're pretty good, but can cause headaches.

quote offspringin October 11 2005, 20:27:43 UTC

what album and track is that qoute from? i dont really remember hearing it ever.....

Re: quote theanonymousx October 11 2005, 20:31:24 UTC

It's from CD2, track 10, called "The Nothing Fight."
I REALLY REALLY wanna see that part live since he does something that makes the audience laugh hysterically when he says it.
I'm assuming you caught him on comedy central 9 days ago, right?

Re: quote offspringin October 12 2005, 13:35:46 UTC

hell no i didnt, curse you ya bastige. did you just "borrow" the album to gets it or did you buy it. i "borrowed" it myself but cant get hold of the dvd part of it.

Re: quote theanonymousx October 12 2005, 17:39:37 UTC

I actually caught a glimpse of an advertisement of his show when I was browsing through his page on myspace (yeah that's really him on myspace, he even mentions is on his website). The show was Dave Attel's Insomniac Tour and Dane ended up going on last (which, as you know, signifies he sorta headlined the whole event) and blew the audience away with a buncha new material.
Yeah I borrowed it too, but I am going to buy it pretty soon here since I listen to it frequently at work. As for the second DVD, it's not what I thought it was: a live version of the show. Instead, it's clips from "Shorties watching shorties" and some sketches from his comedy shows.

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