FREST JUICE!

[theanonymousx]

Aight, so after watchin' that Survivorman show I decided to become a wilderness expert for myself. I drove out to the woods this weekend, whipped out my tent, laid out on the grass and promptly had about 25,000 fireants bite me on the a

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i got a couple tips for ya

[lilcolumbian]

first off, i'm pretty sure you were drinking the liquor of the coconut. you have to make the milk out of the fleshy inside. that takes some work and looks kinda hard to do unless you're truly polynesian.

the best way to open a green coconut is to just hack at the top of it, the pointed side. then peel off the sides like a really tough banana. the trick is supposed to be in the eyes. when you look at the coconut it's supposed to have a face. the three dots are supposed to be the eyes and a mouth. you're supposed to hit it real hard between the eyes and it will split in half. for what you want it'd probably be better just to hack a hole into the top and insert a straw.

didn't you learn all of this at the tonga exihibit at the polynesian cultural center too?!

Re: i got a couple tips for ya

[theanonymousx]

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I stand corrected :)
I reckon trying to make actual milk could've been interesting, but I passed out from fatigue after fighting the thing itself.
Where were you when I almost stabbed myself in the head trying to open that thing? :(
I went to the Polynesian center here, and they kindly informed me that I wasn't polynesian then proceeded to kick my black a$$.