I think that I'm done.

Peace.

I sat in the car for at least twelve minutes trying to figure out why my paycheck was not double what it should have been. Thinking I had been robbed, I marched back into the store, knocked over some desks, broke some merchandise, and was generally badass until my demands were met. Pay period 5/16 - 5/22, you say? Boy, did I feel silly ( Read more... )

[Maybe I should've made this note a long time ago, but here goes: you'll have to forgive me if you can never follow my entries, I have the shortest attention span ( Read more... )

So the general consensus seems to be that university life is pretty darned snazzy ( Read more... )

I'm amazon.com's bitch.

Oh right, blahblahspringbreakcakes...

So, I wanted to make-out with a triagenarian last weekend.

This time, it was all about my HOT BIRTHDAY ACTION: I turned a very uneventful nineteen on the fourth (Wednesday). I'm really old though, apparently, because I slipped on the ice and damn near broke my back on Thursday. I also broke up with my new boyfriend on Thursday because he keeps ( Read more... )

Hey, I haven't talked to you in ages. How's life?
(And dammit, if you're reading this, you're required to answer)

Yes, 2004 is pointless and unmotivated (prove me wrong?). I'm thinking this mostly because I'm not a high school senior anymore and I'm not going to be 18, but 18+1, so who cares? MMIII was The Year of Me and I sort of miss it already.

So this is where I talk about my break. I've been doing a lot of nothing and I am to be congratulated:

• I think ( Read more... )

Happy Holidays!*

N.B. Please ignore this message if you a) don't celebrate anything or b) are a certain shell-back who refuses to make-out with me.

Since I'm dying, I came up with the brilliant idea to listen to the "Requiem for a Dream" soundtrack all day.

More brilliance:
Getting a drunk phone call from your best friend at 2AM on Friday night. Joke was on her, you see. I didn't go to bed until at least 7AM. That drunk dialing usually isn't effective until 4 at the earliest. She ( Read more... )