My mom got me Puff's plus with lotion. After three days of using toilet paper, I feel like I'm blowing my nose into a fluffy white cloud.

obviously I'm a little bored. Very soon I will once again be unleashed upon the world. So let's hang out.

I am so sick of being sick. Tomorrow, I'm eating a clove of garlic to get better. Incidentally, it will also take care of my vampire problems.

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http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/austen/menofausten.html

so hilarious

Daisy is weather ready y'all
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dog_breeders_issue_massive_recall?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

i am tired and docile. what. the. fuck.

our room is nice. has its ups and downs.

anybody seen my ti-89? jen, did i leave it in your room (please say i did...)

My UW advising session is on June 29th. they didn't have any room on the 22nd. Anybody else have that day too?

did someone call me, ask my mom for me, and then hang up once i got there? well, i know someone did, but who?