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Oooooh RIP Livejournal
I just want to say that I am DAMN FINE when I'm in man drag. I would totally tap my own ass. Those of you who know me can see it on facebook. But shit, son. Unf. Is that normal? I want to bang me so bad. Hey ladies: look like me so we can bang. OK. -
Mixed Feelings
I am happy to be home.
I am happy my sex drive is finally back, and with it, my chi.
I am happy I hooked up with a cute dyke in NorCal.
I am sad we were both from out of town and had nowhere to get a room.
I am sad my wife isn't home.
I'm sad my house is a mess, and especially my bedroom.
I'm really sad my garden is TOTALLY DEAD.
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I miss you, Spike. But there's nothing of you left but my memories. I am going to draw a beautiful tattoo of my beautiful snake and get it seared into my forearm. Then maybe my heart will hurt a little less for this dumb reptile... -
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I'm itching to get out of here. My friend and I are planning this big huge train trip. I need to get on it before I go crazy. There's so many people I'm dying to see... I hope this actually pans out. I need it. -
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So I learned that it can take up to 18 months for Depo Provera to fully wear off.
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BRB, Busy losing faith in humanity
It's been a rough day for my faith in the human species.
First, I got into an argument with someone about chemtrails. See, there's this organic gardening page I follow on facebook that sometimes posts cool DIY stuff. Today they posted about chemtrails. WAT. I couldn't ignore it. This followed:
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The Hunger Games
I saw it at midnight. Spoiler alert: Katniss wins! My thoughts...
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Running, gardening
Finally been getting back into running again. I'm holding off on the strength training for now, even though I really really miss my sweet deltoids. I want to make sure running is a habit that sticks before I pick all that up again. We only have so much willpower to spend at one time ( Read more... ) -
Kava kava kava also ethical labor practices
Haven't posted here in a while (no one does), and I talk about kava way too much, but I'm going to do it some more!
Watching SVU, just had a couple shells. It's working on me a lot faster now. This bowl is a bit weaker than I usually make it, but it still feels stronger than usual. Hooray reverse tolerance! This is finally getting more cost ( Read more... ) -
How to get krunked
I should publish this somewhere more useful, but for now:
How to get Krunked on Kava
First off, let me point out that kava will not get you as fucked up as alcohol or, so I've been told, weed. But it will really relax you, chill you out, sooth your mind, improve your mood, and if you play your cards right, give you a most excellent buzz.
In my limited ( Read more... )
