Option A: You are like a brother to me- a slightly incestual brother, because you always offer me sex. Lots and lots of sex. When I met you freshman year, I actually liked you, but you were going out with S-W-M-N-B-N at the time. Now, while I have a very easy friendship with you, I sometimes feel that even in friendship, my emotional range equals that of a teaspoon, and feel unworthy. However, you always have to be right, and so do I, and sometimes it clashes.
Option B: Fuckety-fuck-fuck. Where do we begin? :-D I respect you a lot. You're usually right (referring to A). Sometimes, however, I feel we've moved in separate directions, irrevocably, because we went to college. However, I often think you're very needy.
Option A: You can scare me sometimes. Not only do you seem to have a much wider range of emotions than I do, the fact that I feel like you lash out at yourself to avoid doing so to others worries me, no matter how much I tell myself it doesn't. I wish you were more... light-heartedly serious. While all I have to offer you is my friendship, despite our former relationship, I offer that wholeheartedly.
Option B: You, dear one, are the weirdest, most insanely hilarious person I know. I mainly went out with you for the jokes :-P. I do, however, really really mind the racist jokes, and am glad you're changing. You're going through a tough time, and are staying very stable throughout.
I don't know you very well, so this might be interesting- or obvious:
A: From what I've heard, you're a complete jerk. And when I've been around you, all you do is wheelies in the parking lot. I usually put it down to teenage stupidity; however, since I don't know you very well, I have to take that as your personality. While I'm polite to you, I avoid you a lot.
B: I wish you'd loosen up around me. You only talk about a limited number of things in my presence, and I'm sure you're much more interesting if I could only get to know you. I thought, though, that you were being very petty about the MajorDomo part; while it only has one line, it's still more than I originally had in Cinderella! I also wish you the best w/girls, as you seem to have bad luck.
A: You're awesome, yes. But sometimes you stick to your guns when you should compromise; you end up breaking any chance of making a deal. You stick around some girls too long, and too persistently, but I think someday you'll find a girl who appreciates the pursuit. You need to shave. And I think you look like a stalker, though you aren't really one all the time.
B: STALKER! I was not actually serious when I those girls that I was never introducing you b/c you might stalk them. I wish you'd use the "CLUE" I gave you to realize when they don't like you and not try to force them to develop a liking. However, I realize you're a lighting god and not to be messed with. :P I can also talk to you about everything- which means you're awesome.
A: You're cute and bouncy. And I love that. And you see rainbows the way I do. And I love that too. I wish I could see your serious side, however. I never really do, unless it's about issues we have obviously common sides against. You also have a weird fascination with the word "poop" that I will never understand. I wish I knew you better.
B: While I talk to you sometimes, I feel like you don't want me as a friend. Maybe it's because you became so much closer to Carrie than I was and I felt left out. I don't know if you're always honest- but your absolute frankness in your posts astonishes me. You should be a poet.
Is it a combination of both? Because sometimes I do feel as if I neglected people last year, but I don't think I'm that frank in my posts nor should I be a poet. Hm. I'm thinking it's mostly A because I do have a fascination with the word "poop" (but it's gradually dwindling! Brad is curing me of it!) And we do like rainbows. :)
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Option B: Fuckety-fuck-fuck. Where do we begin? :-D I respect you a lot. You're usually right (referring to A). Sometimes, however, I feel we've moved in separate directions, irrevocably, because we went to college. However, I often think you're very needy.
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Option B: You, dear one, are the weirdest, most insanely hilarious person I know. I mainly went out with you for the jokes :-P. I do, however, really really mind the racist jokes, and am glad you're changing. You're going through a tough time, and are staying very stable throughout.
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A: From what I've heard, you're a complete jerk. And when I've been around you, all you do is wheelies in the parking lot. I usually put it down to teenage stupidity; however, since I don't know you very well, I have to take that as your personality. While I'm polite to you, I avoid you a lot.
B: I wish you'd loosen up around me. You only talk about a limited number of things in my presence, and I'm sure you're much more interesting if I could only get to know you. I thought, though, that you were being very petty about the MajorDomo part; while it only has one line, it's still more than I originally had in Cinderella! I also wish you the best w/girls, as you seem to have bad luck.
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was my guess correct?
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B: STALKER! I was not actually serious when I those girls that I was never introducing you b/c you might stalk them. I wish you'd use the "CLUE" I gave you to realize when they don't like you and not try to force them to develop a liking. However, I realize you're a lighting god and not to be messed with. :P I can also talk to you about everything- which means you're awesome.
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B: While I talk to you sometimes, I feel like you don't want me as a friend. Maybe it's because you became so much closer to Carrie than I was and I felt left out. I don't know if you're always honest- but your absolute frankness in your posts astonishes me. You should be a poet.
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