Ari turned 21 today. So naturally as her good friend, I felt the need to take her on the midnight bar crawl. But first, Pi!!! And she loved them. After that, we head downtown. Looking in my wallet, I forgot my ID. But, I had my birth certificate, a credit card with my name on it, and an expired school ID. HA! So we started at the 515, ( Read more... )

"I would make love to it if it wouldn't chop my dick off" And this is why I love my friends.

Thats right, there is now a red rider bb gun in my house. my brother got one for xmas! I got Dexter season 2, sleeping beauty, the sword in the stone (YES!) and a knights tale. so excited. also got some albums i asked for, didn't get some of the others, but target gift cards will fix that. Oh, and i got a costco membership! thats right, i ( Read more... )

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"Science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strapon!"

"Vibrators, powered by the laughter of horny girls!"

I love the people I'm sleeping with.

http://xkcd.com/230/ok, i'm sorry, but that is really hot.
thats all.

so this is me killing time between finals.  one left, EVER!!!!  oh god i hope it doesn't kill me.  i think i did alright on the other two. nothin to say really except that i'm tired.  i want to drink and party and stuff, but there is very little chance of that, i think i'm just gonna sleep till biograd tomorrow at 2. anywho, back to studying....
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 so, 1 final down 2 to go.  unfortunately. they are both on thur.  back to back death.  but on the up side i have 2 whole days to study.  8 am is not an acceptable hour for finals, just fyi.  also 3 days till i'm done, yes done done.  diploma and all.  holy crap, does that mean i'm supposed to be a grown up now?  i kinda hate life in general right ( Read more... )

so, just so the masses know, my laptop (along with my ipod) has died.  sad face.  any one with electronic devices they would like to implode, come see me, I seem to have the magic touch at the moment.  life without a laptop is crappy, just so you know.  and, i think thats all for this super emo post.
electronic death
~me