and it was going so well. oh well, he was creepy and crazy. and throwing things in my house. thats so not cool. anyway, he is still asleep in his car outside my house. i feel shitty... erg, i need sleep, but i can't sleep with him outside my house. i should be cleaning, but i think i'll finish watching the second season of charmed. erg ( Read more... )

~have a pentacle on the hall behind you
~invite them in for tea, use a sub in full bondage gear as your coffee table
~answer the door naked
~pour boiling from your modified rain gutter
~ask them to join your cult instead, then offer them koolaid
~shut the door...

cuz it was funny...

no hard feelings, just don't wake me up on a saturday morning,

read "yes!!!" by bunny. cuz ditto.

roni, why are you not a man ( Read more... )

roni~ hey, lets go vacuum the front lawn
haha, i have a bunny and a roni. yay me.
booze?

yep, just reminding people. my house, now. why aren't You here. ~uncle sam pose~ anywho, open house till next saturday. call first so i can make sure i'm here or whatever. but yeah, see ya all soon!
cleaning, erg...
me

my insides hurt. i grabbed the necklace last night, i don't know why. put it on this morning. showered with it. haven't done that in a while. i heard her voice. i want to die. i haven't been able to conjure that voice in over a decade. i want it back. i don't think the necklace is coming off in a while. i want it back.
melancholy joy
tg

in case y'all don't know already i have the house to mysself between the 27th and the 2nd so you all should come. and bring booz. and call first, cuz things (my sister) may come up. but yeah. be there.

first of all shit fuck etc.
second, i finally watched schindler's list. i may hate all of humanity for a bit, i'll get over it, just a warning.
that being said, i'll go crawl in a hole and die now.
taking my final bow
tg

there is a girl i used to call my twin lying in a hospital bed. police say she is lucky to be alive. my cousin was in a car accident and broke her second vertebra, among other things, but her manicure is perfect, didn't even brake a nail. i saw her today and couldn't help but cry. i was just going to tell her i loved her and when she got out of ( Read more... )