A Love Letter For a Viscount

[thebaldness]

A friend of mine recently said that she was made up of nothing good. I scoff at this comment, why you ask? Well I'll tell you

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[decayserasera]

this isn't because i've been hanging out in a secluded park all night drinking wine with straight edge kids(ok, so it was just me drinking) - but that might have been the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me. i salute you, leuitenant porkchop. you made a gal feel not so awful. you're swell. and i'm swollen. oh wait, that's just baby fat. ok, grownup fat.

come home soon and we'll kick that donut shop's ass. we'll also get crunked and i'll get you a cheap tattoo. it's gonna rule.

[decayserasera]

and by the way, that comment was more circa 1999.

i'm a dick.

[decayserasera]

it's really hot in here.

i like candy.

Excuse me but, no.

[thebaldness]

As I recall it was in the parking lot of Che Ghetto Denny's after we worked on our Psychology projects that those memorable lines were uttered. Its not hot in there its just me, hahahahahaha. Now honestly though, do I make you want to dance naked?